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Football
Dreams I - 1998/1999 |
To begin with in the
league, Olly's XI set the pace, taking an early lead by the end of August.
However, the quirk of Football Dreams' inaugural season was that my
team, FC Abba, led the league from then on and also clinched the cup,
giving me the Double.
FC Abba's dominance came
from the pairing of Dion Dublin's goals (including seven in November)
and the points racked up by my Arsenal players thanks to their mean
defence. Crucially, though, the players in my team who were substitutes
by May had, nevertheless, earned 129 of my 676 points. Without their
points, I would have come third. Only The Best Ever Thom's Toon Army,
managed by my younger brother, regularly had a changed starting eleven,
and so their position as runners-up was no coincidence. It may have been
much more convenient for us to make the substitutions, but had Adrian,
the Flop-Flop Cheap Sheep manager, used Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink more
often, for example, he certainly would have got more than six points
from him. At the wrong end of the league table, Will Harrowven's Corker
United occupied the basement position all season, apart from suffering
from vertigo in fifth place during September.
The cup provided the
season with a fine run from The Loony's Escaped to the final, knocking
out both The Best Ever Thom's Toon Army and Olly's XI, two teams that
finished higher than them in the league. Despite this, The Loony's
Escaped and their lethal partnership of Dwight Yorke and Andy Cole in
attack were outgunned 85-38 in the final by FC Abba.
The season, however, was
a success in that Football Dreams kept going for the entire season and,
the top and bottom places apart, there were some interesting battles for
league position, notably Thom's tussle with Olly for second place, while the cup did provide giant killings. Oh, if only
there had been more substitutions!
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Football
Dreams II - 1999/2000 |
If Football Dreams in
1998/1999 was FC Abba's season, then Football Dreams II in 1999/2000
definitely belonged to Thom's P.C.P. side, who topped the league from
the first to the last weekend of the season. Only new boy Phil and his
team, I Don't Like Cheese XI, prevented a whitewash, taking the new
League Cup as P.C.P. settled for a league, cup and Super Cup treble.
Furthermore, the two managers were the only ones to recoup their £5
stake in the new prize fund. Phil won £11.50 in a fine debut season but
Thom earned a huge £19! My new team, Faithless, the Wonder Boy, failed
woefully to relive FC Abba's Double heroics, finishing third in the
league and crashing out of both cups early on.
While FC Abba's success
had been built on Dion Dublin's goals and their Arsenal players'
defensive capabilities, P.C.P.'s triumphs were due to the 85 goals that
they scored, mainly thanks to Andy Cole and Thierry Henry. This was 18
more than I Don't Like Cheese XI's 67, and as goals were now worth five
instead of three points, this gave an extra 90 points. Once again,
though, the substitutions were vital, especially as each team now had
five and not four substitutes to choose from. For example, Thom's bench
contributed 164 points, points that would have made a huge difference to
the teams who did not use their substitutes. Thom, Phil, Chris and me
were the managers who regularly changed our line-ups. However, while
Thom walked off with the league unchallenged and the battle for second
ended as Faithless, the Wonder Boy spluttered along, mid-table provided
plenty of action. Early on in the season, the bottom five were separated
by a mere five points, and while The Yung Guns occupied last place from
February, they had been fifth in October. The most interesting scrap,
though, was when The Team on a Mission were sucked into this battle
between the bottom clubs in February after occupying a comfortable
fourth since August. They ended up sixth but Not the Greatest Team in
the World, who had made the break to catch up Will's team, fell to
seventh as both teams were leapfrogged by Paranoid Androids and Barry
Fry's Mystic Penii.
The new League Cup
provided some welcome upsets as P.C.P. claimed the Football Dreams Cup
93-75 against I Don't Like Cheese XI. P.C.P. fell in the first round
to Faithless, the Wonder Boy, only for my team to lose to The Team on a
Mission in the quarter-finals. However, The Yung Guns, heading for the
league wooden spoon, made the final, where they lost 89-37 to I Don't
Like Cheese XI. What made Adrian's team's progress so amazing was that
The Yung Guns managed only 24 goals all season.
In short, it was sad
that once again the league title was not closely fought but the
mid-table scraps and The Yung Guns' amazing cup run helped to make up
for this. Furthermore, Phil had an excellent debut in claiming second
place in the league and reaching both cup finals, and Chris also tried
hard in his first season and did not deserve to finish seventh after
making many tactical substitutions and transfers.
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Football
Dreams III - 2000/2001 |
After the one horse races of the first
two seasons, Football Dreams III was the most open and exciting campaign
so far. Thom retained the league title with his new team, Nin Huugen and
the Huugen Notes, by 58 points from Abbzonspor, but only after having
overtaken my team in early April. Thom also took the Super Cup again
(the first cup tie to be played under the new one weekend rule) but the
other three competitions were won by different managers; Daniel clinched
the Cup in his debut year, Olly took the League Cup (which was now based
on goals scored), his first honour in three seasons, and Phil won the
new Champion Fives European tournament. However, despite winning
nothing, I amassed £9.50 as I finished as a runner-up in three
competitions, the most prize money collected by any manager that season.
The 2000/2001 league was entirely unlike
the previous two in that four of the eight teams led for significant
periods of the season. Phil's Robin Hood and His Merry Men were 23
points clear by the end of September, owing much to the early form of
Michael Owen. However, as Chris Morgan's Morgsomniacs scored 13 goals to
Phil's two in October, they reached the summit of the table. By the
start of February, though, Nin Huugen and the Huugen Notes and
Abbzonspor had come from fourth and sixth, respectively, in turning a
collective 161-point deficit into a 6-point one. With Chris still
suffering after swapping Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink for Teddy Sheringham
with Daniel and so breaking up his partnership with Thierry Henry, I now
led from my brother, meaning that I had come from last in August to
first. In early April, a Marcus Stewart hat trick meant that Thom
leapfrogged me into the lead, while a tally of 16 goals and 109 points
for the month all but assured him of back-to-back league titles. At the other
end of the table, Unknown were bottom from October onwards, despite
being top after the first Saturday, and so Adrian was last once again.
Olly and Chris Ferry, in his inaugural season, were in the bottom half
of the table all year too, while Phil finished fifth but was seventh at
one stage during his mid-season slump. Daniel and his Bjorn and the
Warnerbirds team were never top but remained among the front four all
season.
The two cups both provided welcome
surprise winners. Daniel's 20-11 Football Dreams Cup Final victory
over Morgsomniacs and Olly's 2-1 Football Dreams League Cup success
over me were both managers' first trophies, Thom having been eliminated
in both competitions' first round. Playing the ties over a weekend and
not a whole month made the cups more sudden death and the goals only
format for the League Cup was very interesting. Thom made it a hat trick
of first round defeats in his group stage exit from the new Football
Dreams Champion Fives, where Phil claimed a deserved 31-16 win over me
in the Final, meaning that I had a hat trick of second places.
The third Football Dreams season was an
unequivocal success, despite having lost three founding managers, in terms of its exciting league campaign and as half
of the managers won a competition. Five managers also made regular
substitutions, and it gave me great pleasure to see them achieve the
success that their commitment merited.
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Football
Dreams IV - 2001/2002 |
Football Dreams IV always looked like it
was to be the season when Thomas clinched his third successive league
title and perhaps even a domestic treble. However, whereas in the
previous season Thomas had hit form in April to race into the lead, this
time he capitulated. Having led since August and reached both cup
finals, Thomas proceeded to lose both and squander a 41-point lead in
the League to Daniel. Therefore, while Thomas may have beaten Daniel in
the Super Cup back in August, it was the vanquished on that day that
went on to break record after record and to take the FDL title away from
the Abbs household for the first time. Daniel's team, Pierre Imports
Internationale, scored a record 761 points in the League, including a
mighty 163 points in April, and won the Cup to complete the Double. In
the other two competitions, Adrian won his first trophy in his fourth
year by defeating Thomas in the League Cup, while Chris Morgan also
experienced success for the first time by winning the Champion Fives
tournament.
Daniel's success owed much to the quite
simply rampant goalscoring of his team. Of the record 87 goals
that he scored, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Fredrik Ljungberg and Robert Pires
contributed 44 between them. It is surprising that it took until April
for Pierre Imports Internationale to take control of the League,
especially as they scored what was then a record 152 points in December.
Apart from the late change in lead, though, the league had settled down
by Christmas. There were a few interesting position changes in the early
months, however, including my team rising from ninth to second during
September. The table ended up being divided into separate battles, with
Chris Ferry finishing bottom of the three tail enders, Adrian and Andy
isolated in mid-table, Phil ultimately failing to take third place from
me, and then the front two.
Daniel triumphed 51-20 over Thomas in
the Football Dreams Cup to complete his domestic double. In the Football
Dreams League Cup, Adrian trounced Thomas 3-0, his first trophy.
Therefore, Thomas repeated my feat of last season by finishing second in
three competitions. Chris Morgan defeated Phil, the holder, 26-16 in
the Football Dreams Champion Fives to claim his first silverware too.
The fourth Football Dreams season did
not quite match the competitiveness of the previous year but it was
significant that the league trophy was not won by an Abbs. Daniel built
on his Cup success of 2000/2001 and had the best Football Dreams
campaign of any manager yet. With the completion of Football Dreams IV,
seven of the nine managers had now won a Football Dreams competition at
some point.
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Football
Dreams V - 2002/2003 |
After throwing away a
possible third League crown and losing two cup finals last term,
Thomas was out for revenge this season. Daniel had ended the Abbs
domination of the Football Dreams League the previous season by
capitalising on Thomas' collapse in form with a fine run of his
own, but this year Thomas got his trophy back, leading from
December and finishing on 728 points. This was 140 ahead of me in second
place and the biggest winning margin in Football Dreams
history. Thomas beat Daniel again in the Super Cup while Daniel's
defence of the Cup also ended at the hands of Thomas, although he
was again to lose in the final, this time to me. I added the Cup
to the Football Dreams League Cup, my first silverware in four
years. However, Thomas did beat me in the Champion Fives Final to
become the first manager to rule Football Dreams both at home and
in Europe.
Once again, the key to success in
the League was a free-scoring team. Thomas equalled Daniel's
record haul of 87 goals last season, with James Beattie, Thierry
Henry and Paul Scholes amassing 52 between them. Of course, other
managers scored a lot of goals too but often relied too heavily
on one player or were unlucky with their tactical substitutions.
An example of the former was Phil, with Ruud van Nistelrooy
scoring the most for him, 25 times, while Nolberto Solano was
second but only with seven strikes. Furthermore, the latter most
often occurred through Andy, who missed out on many goals due to
unfortunately leaving out or substituting players who went on to
score. Conversely, my tally of 72 goals was second only to Thomas'
but my top scorer, Sylvain Wiltord, scored a mere ten times.
Thomas controlled the League from
mid-December onwards, before when Andy and me had had spells at
the top. Andy eventually came fourth, below Daniel, but that was
to prove enough to qualify for the Champion Fives. Below the top
four, Phil had a disappointing season but did snatch fifth place
from Olly in the final month. Adrian and Chris Morgan battled it
out for the wooden spoon for most of the season, with Adrian
prevailing, while Chris Ferry, who was last the previous season,
finished seventh. The two
domestic cups brought me my first trophies since I won the Double
in 1999. In the Football Dreams Cup, I defeated Thomas 30-27 and
before that thrashed Adrian, the holder, 5-0 in the Football
Dreams League Cup. Thomas landed the Football Dreams Champion
Fives for the first time with a 25-23 victory over me. It
was a shame that Daniel did not rekindle his form of Football
Dreams IV when defending his league crown and that Andy's title
challenge did not stay the course either. However, I believe that
Thomas' rather sedate reclaiming of the League will provide added
motivation for other managers next year. Phil and Andy, in
particular, are due serious shots at the title. Nonetheless, the
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FOOTBALL
DREAMS VI - 2003/2004 |
Thomas' eminence
in Football Dreams continued as he became the first manager to win
three major honours in one season, while also retaining both major
domestic and European titles. He held off an early challenge from
Joe and a sustained pursuit by Phil to coast over the FDL
finishing line with a lead of 45 points. Along the way, he won the
gruelling Football Dreams League Cup for the first time by beating
Daniel in the final and annihilating Phil 7-0 on aggregate in the
semis. He then defeated Daniel to retain his Champion Fives title
and complete his hat trick. A fifth Super Cup in a row also went
to Thomas, who is still the only manager to have won the Football
Dreams curtain-raiser. The only blot during his season was,
ironically, losing to Daniel in the Football Dreams Cup 2nd Round,
who I beat in the semis before Phil then beat me in the final. While
Thomas was top from late September onwards, the only other
consistent managers were Olly and Adrian as their teams plodded on
in distant ninth and tenth places respectively. Adrian's 283
points and 17 goals (none of which were scored before Boxing Day)
were both record Football Dreams lows. Thankfully, there was more
excitement elsewhere in the league table, perhaps best illustrated
by the path of the two new managers' campaigns. Joe was top during
September but his season deteriorated steadily as his strikers
misfired and so Josh, whose team had never been in the top half
and was built on defence rather than attack, crept up to overtake
Joe late on and finish an admirable sixth. In the race for
European spots, Phil held on to second place from November while
Andy and me took the other two qualification places after the
challenges of Daniel and Joe faded. It was disappointing, though,
that Chris did not mount the real title challenge he could have
done as not making substitutions cost his team over two hundred
points by my estimation and resulted in him finishing a lowly
eighth. Phil landed
his first silverware for three years with a 24-8 victory over me
in the Football Dreams Cup Final, meaning that the only competition
he has not yet won is the League itself. Only Thomas can now
better Phil's record of winning something in three separate years,
with four of the former's Football Dreams campaigns resulting in
the capture of some major title. It was Thomas who ended Phil's
League Cup aspirations, before he then went on to beat Joe's
conqueror Daniel 2-0 in the final. Daniel was also beaten by
Thomas in the Champion Fives, this time by 29 points to 24. Another
year then, and another exceptional performance from Thomas. In
the last five Football Dreams campaigns he has won 8 major
competitions. While it was pleasing to see Phil return to form and
win the Cup, I'm tired of the rest of us feeding off Thomas'
scraps. It will take a big effort next year for a manager to wrest
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FOOTBALL
DREAMS VII - 2004/2005 |
The final
Football Dreams campaign before 'the university years' well and
truly belonged to Phil. His team, The Anoraky Iraqi, smashed in 96
goals and racked up 831 points to romp home in the FDL and take
the title outside of the Abbs household for only the second time.
Phil also wrapped up the revamped El Torneo del Mejor competition
by Christmas. A historic quadruple was denied him, though, after
surprise defeats to Olly and me in the the finals of the Football
Dreams Cup and the FDL Cup, respectively. As usual, Thomas claimed
the Super Cup.
After Thomas decided to buy
a striker in the auction who wasn't Thierry Henry (who then ended
up scoring 74% of Chris' goals) the season was set up to be the
most competitive yet. Andy was top early on but quickly slipped
away and it was Olly who set the early pace, leading the table
until mid-October. Josh then took up the mantle and a free-scoring
Joventus also had a short spell at the top before Phil burned away
from the pack in the run-up to Christmas and never looked back.
Four-time FDL champion Thomas plodded along consistently but ended
up a distant second by May, 167 points behind Phil. Olly secured a
fine third, his highest finish in six years, and I recovered from
a very slow start to the season to pip Josh to fourth place. Sixth
for Andy and seventh for Joe were not what they had hoped for in
August but both had healthy points tallies. Harriet guided Thomas'
second string to eighth with Chris flying the flag for Scotland in
ninth. In a sad twist, Daniel, who had missed the auction,
finished last by some distance only three years after winning the
Double.
Phil reached the finals of
three cups but only won one. After a surprise 67-31 win over Andy
in El Torneo, Phil failed to score in the FDL Cup Final and lost
to me thanks to a Ricardo Carvalho header, before Olly edged him
out 13-7 in a low-scoring Football Dreams Cup Final. The FDL Cup
result was like Liverpool falling to Wimbledon in the 1988 FA Cup
Final, but no one could begrudge Olly only his second trophy in
seven years.
Twelve months ago the
gauntlet was thrown down for the other managers to stand up to
Thomas' domination. Phil certainly took heed but with another
Football Dreams campaign unlikely before 2008, he will not have
the chance to build on his success. |
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