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Football
Dreams record
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Full name:
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Joshua Cadwallader
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Date of birth:
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22nd February, 1986
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Football Dreams career:
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2003-
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Team names:
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Welsh Wizards
J-Unit
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Honours:
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None
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Competition record:
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| Year |
League |
Cup |
League
Cup |
El
Torneo |
Super
Cup |
| FDVI |
6th |
Semi-Finals |
Group
Stage |
N/A |
N/A |
| FDVII |
5th |
2nd
Round |
Semi-Finals |
DNQ |
DNQ |
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Overall FDL record:
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| Pos |
F |
Pts |
Pts/Yrs |
| 10 |
86 |
1144 |
572 |
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FDL highs/lows:
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High |
Year |
Low |
Year |
| Pos |
5 |
FDVII |
6 |
FDVI |
| W |
222 |
FDVI |
215 |
FDVII |
| F |
45 |
FDVII |
41 |
FDVI |
| CS |
140 |
FDVI |
135 |
FDVII |
| A |
161 |
FDVI |
147* |
FDVII |
| Pts |
574 |
FDVI |
570 |
FDVII |
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Football Dreams records |
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Prize money:
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£2.50, down £7.50 from a £10.00
stake.
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| Talking
football |
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Supports:
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Norwich
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Most likes them to beat:
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Ipswich, closely followed by Wolves and
West Ham.
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from Norwich, would most like to play for: |
Bayern Munich
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| Favourite
player ever:
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Diego Forlan
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| Favourite
goal ever:
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Dennis Bergkamp’s winner for Holland
against Argentina in the 1998 World Cup, mainly because of the commentator.
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| Favourite
goal celebration:
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Tardelli for Italy in the
1982 World Cup Final because, if I scored in a World Cup Final, that’s
what I’d do.
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| Best
match attended:
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Norwich vs. Wolves at Molineux in the
Play-Offs in 2002.
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| Best
football kit in history:
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The Cameroon full bodysuits.
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| Nightmare
eleven: |
Julian Speroni; Richard Dunne, Pascal
Cygan, Christian Dailly, Tomas Repka; Carlton Palmer, Joe Cole, Michael
Carrick (I don’t hate him, I just can’t remember ever seeing such a
pathetic haircut), Jonathan Greening; Tony Cottee, Marlon Harewood (cock)
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| Greatest
football memory: |
Iwan Roberts' goal in the Play-Off Final.
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| Lowest
football memory: |
About twelve minutes later.
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| Playing
career: |
Atletico Swiftsword, 2001-
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| CULTURAL
PREFERENCES |
| Favourite
TV programme: |
'I'm Alan Partridge'
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| Favourite
film: |
'The Green Mile'
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| Favourite
book: |
Tony Cascarino’s autobiography.
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| Favourite
music group/artist: |
-
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| Top
10 albums: |
Now 43-53. I know that's eleven but I
just can’t narrow it down.
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| Underrated/overrated
albums: |
-
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| Best
gig/festival attended: |
Atomic Kitten in Cardiff.
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| PHILOSOPHIES |
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things to consign to Room 101: |
Scotland, Catholics,
Greene King IPA, feminists, Topman, and slugs.
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| Favourite
snack: |
Cheesy biscuits.
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| Dream
job: |
Footballer or professional wrestler.
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| Political
persuasion: |
Not really interested.
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| First
act as world leader: |
Sack George and then have a party.
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| Motto: |
‘God
is dead.’
Nietzsche |