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Football
Dreams record
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Full name:
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Harriet Lucy Yeomans
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Date of birth:
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3rd December, 1985
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Football Dreams career:
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2004-
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Team names:
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Sgt. Yeomans' Highly Cultured FC
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Honours:
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None
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Competition record:
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| Year |
League |
Cup |
League
Cup |
El
Torneo |
Super
Cup |
| FDVII |
8th |
Semi-Finals |
Group
Stage |
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Overall FDL record:
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| Pos |
F |
Pts |
Pts/Yrs |
| 15 |
42 |
502 |
502 |
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Prize money:
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No stake
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| Talking
football |
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Supports:
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Ha ha, why am I doing this?
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Most likes them to beat:
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| Apart
from your team, would most like to play for: |
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| Favourite
player ever:
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Rio Ferdinand. Of course,
I mean Thierry Henry, but that's just such a typical girl's answer.
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| Favourite
goal ever:
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-
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| Favourite
goal celebration:
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That aeroplane impersonation one always
gets me - so creative.
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| Best
match attended:
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Norwich v Oldham Athletic some time in
the distant past. Best and only.
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| Best
football kit in history:
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| Nightmare
eleven: |
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| Greatest
football memory: |
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| Lowest
football memory: |
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| Playing
career: |
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| CULTURAL
PREFERENCES |
| Favourite
TV programme: |
I'll warn you now, I'm rubbish at picking
favourites or arranging things in any kind of preferential order. It just
doesn't seem right, but I'll try:
'Sex and the City' or 'Neighbours' for
sheer longevity (since I could sit upright unaided).
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| Favourite
film: |
'A Matter of Life and Death' - why don't
people still talk like that?!
'Annie Hall' - classic Woody Allen.
'Singin' in the Rain' - good,
wholesome fun. Come on, they even cut the 'g' off 'singing'.
or 'Withnail and I' - hilarious every
time.
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| Favourite
book: |
'Rebecca' by Daphne Du Maurier, 'To Kill
a Mockingbird' by Harper Lee, or Stephen Fry's autobiography 'Moab is My
Washpot' (it's all boarding schools and buggery).
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| Favourite
music group/artist: |
David Bowie, Graham Coxon
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| Top
10 albums: |
1) 'Hunky Dory' - David
Bowie
2) 'Pet Sounds' - The Beach Boys
3) 'Too-Rye-Ay' - Kevin Rowland and Dexys Midnight Runners
4) 'Five Leaves Left' - Nick Drake
5) 'Doolittle' - Pixies
6) 'The Queen is Dead' - The Smiths
7) 'Up the Bracket' - The Libertines
8) 'Substance' - Joy Division
9) 'The Futureheads' - The Futureheads
10) 'Love is Hell' - Ryan Adams
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| Underrated/overrated
albums: |
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| Best
gig/festival attended: |
'Love' with Arthur Lee,
Feb 2004. Really good, I love watching old people get their groove on. Happy
memories.
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| PHILOSOPHIES |
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things to consign to Room 101: |
1) Lairy drunks.
2) The homeless. In a charitable way.
3) Private school, trust-fund types. So, basically, private schools (nip it
in the bud).
4) Terry Nutkins - he doesn't aggrieve me particularly, I just wanted to
mention him in this questionnaire. Oh, and while I'm at it - Chris Packham.
5) Cheeky Girl no. 1.
6) Cheeky Girl no. 2 - oh, the humanity.
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| Favourite
snack: |
Cheese, crackers, quince jelly.
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| Dream
job: |
Architect, filmmaker (yes, it is actually
one word).
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| Political
persuasion: |
Green. I kind of made a deal with Bob
Gledhill. You don't want to cross that man.
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| First
act as world leader: |
Recount the Florida vote myself, ha ha,
then laugh at all the little people (that's in terms of power by the way,
not me being PC about making fun of dwarves)
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| Motto: |
'The
difference between pornography and erotica is lighting'. |