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Football
Dreams record
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Full name:
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Joseph Peter Hemmings
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Date of birth:
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29th November, 1985
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Football Dreams career:
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2003-
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Team names:
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Flocci Non Faci
Joventus
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Honours:
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Manager of the Month Aug 03, Nov
04
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Competition record:
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| Year |
League |
Cup |
League
Cup |
El
Torneo |
Super
Cup |
| FDVI |
7th |
1st
Round |
Semi-Finals |
N/A |
N/A |
| FDVII |
7th |
1st
Round |
Semi-Finals |
DNQ |
DNQ |
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Overall FDL record:
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| Pos |
F |
Pts |
Pts/Yrs |
| 11 |
127 |
1100 |
550 |
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FDL highs/lows:
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High |
Year |
Low |
Year |
| Pos |
7 |
FDVI,
VII |
7 |
FDVI,
VII |
| W |
223 |
FDVI |
201 |
FDVII |
| F |
72 |
FDVII |
55 |
FDVI |
| CS |
136 |
FDVI |
118 |
FDVII |
| A |
217 |
FDVII |
198 |
FDVI |
| Pts |
559 |
FDVI |
541 |
FDVII |
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Prize money:
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£2.75, down £7.25 from a £10.00
stake.
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| Talking
football |
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Supports:
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Norwich City Football Club.
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Most likes them to beat:
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Hmmm??? Ipswich...I guess?
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from Norwich, would most like to play for: |
Manchester Utd - so much quality and Thom said
he'd pay to say them.
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| Favourite
player ever:
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Ivan Campo
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| Favourite
goal ever:
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Beckham's free kick against Greece. It was cool
hearing it on the radio and never having seen it.
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| Favourite
goal celebration:
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| Best
match attended:
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Tottenham-Norwich in the olden days...1995
perhaps, I'm not really sure...I was young(er) though.
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| Best
football kit in history:
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| Nightmare
eleven: |
Mohamed Al Deayea; Diego Placente, Kevin
Muscat, Wes Brown, Franck Queudrue; Aldo Pedro Duscher, Shaun Carey, Murat
Yakin, Diego Simeone; Tony Cottee, Marino Keith
(These are not all bad players, some I just don't like...)
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| Greatest
football memory: |
Thinking Norwich were going to win the Play-Off
Final...
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| Lowest
football memory: |
...realising it was going to go to penalties to
be decided.
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| Playing
career: |
Played for Blackdale School and was top scorer
in the school for a while. It was the B team and the A team hadn't played
when I scored in a 6 - 1 loss, but no one will ever take that away from me.
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| CULTURAL
PREFERENCES |
| Favourite
TV programme: |
'Adam and Joe Go Tokyo'
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| Favourite
film: |
'The Wedding Singer'
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| Favourite
book: |
'Life of Pi'. I have just read it though it's
fresh in my quickly deteriorating memory.
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| Favourite
music group/artist: |
I am going to say Jurassic Five. If I said
anyone else it might just sound pretentious.
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| Top
10 albums: |
1) 'The Velvet Underground & Nico' - The
Velvet Underground
2) 'Up the Bracket' - The Libertines
3) 'The Queen is Dead' - The Smiths
4) 'The Coral' - The Coral
5) 'OK Computer' - Radiohead
6) 'I Get Wet' - Andrew W.K.
7) 'Weezer' - Weezer (blue album, not Blue's album)
8) 'j5' - Jurassic Five
9) 'Odelay' - Beck
10) I'm not sure I have ten albums so there wasn't much deliberation.
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| Underrated/overrated
albums: |
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| Best
gig/festival attended: |
Jurassic Five at Brixton Academy.
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| PHILOSOPHIES |
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things to consign to Room 101: |
1) Shakespeare.
2) Helping parents with remedial chores and so forth.
3) Maths A Level.
4) Bad AS results.
5) Graphics coursework.
6) Questionnaires.
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| Favourite
snack: |
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| Dream
job: |
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| Political
persuasion: |
Left of the middle.
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| First
act as world leader: |
Have some lunch...and then think about things.
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| Motto: |
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